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I'm Not Procrastinating™ | Maple & Walnut Hardwood Chopping Board for DND Fans

I'm Not Procrastinating™ | Maple & Walnut Hardwood Chopping Board for DND Fans

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🪓 Handcrafted Hardwood DnD Cutting Board

— For Heroes Who Know the Kitchen is Part of the Campaign

Whether you're chopping onions or slaying meal prep like a chaotic good culinary wizard, this cutting board turns everyday cooking into an epic side quest. Made for Dungeons & Dragons lovers who know the only thing more satisfying than a nat 20 is a perfectly prepped dinner.


🎲 Why Choose This Board?

  • Two Legendary Sizes – Choose 8.5" x 11" or 5.5" x 8" to match your kitchen or campaign table.
  • Built for Battle – Handcrafted in the USA from 100% American hardwood. Durable. Sharp-looking. Ready for any blade (kitchen or fantasy).
  • Engraved with Purpose – Laser-etched with rich detail that won’t fade. Display-worthy on one side, prep-ready on the other.

🎁 The Best DnD Gift for Players & Dungeon Masters Alike

Looking for a clever DnD player gift? DM gift? A hilarious sidekick for your next potluck? This cutting board is a critical hit for birthdays, holidays, Father’s Day, or thank-you gifts for your campaign crew.

Roll with flavor. Slice with style. And remember — prepping food isn't procrastination, it's part of the adventure.

A Kitchen Keepsake That Lasts a Lifetime

This isn’t just a cutting board — it’s a lasting reminder of your love, engraved into something they will cherish for years to come.

Whether it’s used to prep family meals or simply displayed as a keepsake in their home, this handcrafted board carries your message, your wisdom, and your presence — even when you can’t be there in person.

Made to Last Like Your Love

  • Choose from 8.5" x 11" or 5.5" x 8" to suit her space and style
  • Proudly crafted in the USA using 100% American hardwood
  • Your words are permanently etched with precision and care
  • Durable enough to use, beautiful enough to display

A Gift Straight From the Heart

This personalized board is more than just a kitchen tool — it’s a daily reminder that they're strong, brave, and deeply loved.

Give them something to hold onto. Something that says,

"Even when I’m not there, I’m always in your heart."

A Promise to You & Your Family

We know how special this gift is — whether it’s a heartfelt keepsake or a legacy to pass down.

If you're not 100% happy when it arrives, just let us know within 14 days and we’ll replace it, no questions asked.

Because gifts that come from the heart should feel just right.

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