Custom Father Figure Hardwood Oval Cutting Board
Custom Father Figure Hardwood Oval Cutting Board
Couldn't load pickup availability
“It’s Not a Dad Bod — It’s a Father Figure.”
For the dad who wears his title (and his belly) with pride, this engraved hardwood cutting board is the perfect mix of practical and hilarious.
Made from 100% American hardwood and built for everyday use, it’s as solid as his one-liners and as dependable as his grill skills. Whether he's slicing steaks, prepping burgers, or showing off at the weekend BBQ, this board brings the laughs and gets the job done.
🪵 Crafted in the USA from solid maple
🍔 Available in two sizes: 8.5" x 11" and 5.5" x 8"
🔥 Built for real use — or to hang proudly as kitchen decor
A gift that’s equal parts function and personality, it’s perfect for the dad who’s confident, comfortable, and doesn’t need abs to be absolutely legendary.
Because real legends don’t have six-packs… they have cutting boards.
Share







