Command the Table — and the Room — in This Legendary DM Tee
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a declaration. If your players question your plot twist, your dice rolls, or your timeline-jumping gelatinous cube encounter — just point to the chest: “Because I am the DM. That’s why.”
Printed on a classic unisex heavy cotton tee, this shirt is built for long sessions, late-night prep, and chaotic campaigns. It features bold artwork, a vintage D20 crest, and the ultimate DM flex — your name, your year, your table.
🎲 Made from 100% ethically grown US cotton 🧵 Durable double-stitching + taped shoulders 🖨️ Smooth fabric surface = crisp, vivid print 🧙♂️ Tear-away tag for itch-free comfort during boss fights
Available in multiple sizes and battle-ready for con days, game nights, or just commanding respect at your local tavern (or Target).
Claim your title. Own the chaos. Rule the realm — because you’re the DM.
